the devil's in the detail
For once, it's not IE's fault!
Erm, this is awkward. Know any jokes?
Well, I bet you weren't expecting this
know any good one liners?
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video killed the radio star
Justin Bieber ♥ vzaar
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down
If you can read this you are too close
Is today tuesday?
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back you really have something
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it
When I grow up I want to be a 500 error
Help, I'm trapped inside the screen.
I for one welcome our chalkboard overlords
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Richard of York gave battle in vain
I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm just not sure
Bring back the space shuttle
How many surrealist's does it take change a light bulb? Fish!
Yesterday, today was tomorrow
I used to be a medium, but I've put on some weight since then.
Houston we have a problem
Dymunaf hyn yn gweithio
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
When in doubt, mumble
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me
It's not who you know, it's whom you know.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer
Originality is the art of concealing your sources
I had amnesia once - maybe twice
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch
Well, paint me purple and call me Barney
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no